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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

07.06.2025 14:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So, the docs changed it to read

How were cows used in ancient India?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Everyone loved it.

No go.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

Next, they tried...

CBO estimates Trump's bill could add $2.4T to deficit, leave 11 million without health insurance - ABC News

Then came..

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

US won't label China a currency manipulator amid tariff war - AP News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Satellite imaging play Planet Labs pops more than 50% after posting earnings beat, record revenue - CNBC

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Trump, DOJ threaten Calif. with legal action, fines after trans athlete’s win - The Washington Post

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

Exclusive | Longevity Is Now a Factor When Picking an Embryo for IVF - WSJ

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why is it after eating almonds when I’m occupied, I don’t feel mild itch, but as soon as I have nothing to do, I feel mildly itchy?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Important scientific finding confirms ancient biblical events - The Brighter Side of News

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?