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07.06.2025 14:14

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
How were cows used in ancient India?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Everyone loved it.
No go.
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
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Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried